where's johnlee?

ストラト購入記念としてBURNのギターを弾いてみました

2008-09-05T18:30:00.001-07:00

2008-05-10T21:51:00.000-07:00

-GEEK POST WARNING SYMBOL-

Yawgmoth's Bargain & Niv-Mizzet FTW!!!
and all of this in the cube..........

well the cube is made of the best 50 cards of each color including lands multicolored and artifacts.
and the entire cube should cost bout close to $5000
it of coz includes Black Lotus, Moxes and uber funny cards like Survival of the Fittest , platinum angel
and Izzet Guildmage...
so this is what happens
u get "boosters" of this uber cards
and do ur usual draft business except with a heck load of reading and saying "wat the"
to every weird and wonderful permanents and spells made by Wizards...
and the best part is... ver here it's free to play YAY
more information of this cube see

http://www.starcitygames.com/php/news/article/14742.html

sob can cry wan... but uber cute

2008-04-16T05:00:00.001-07:00

2008-04-10T22:29:00.000-07:00

RESUSCITATION!!!! beep beep

Halo weird enough people to look upon a very dead blog.. never been very alive anyway..
i suck at writing... anywez the new Panic! at the disco is SO TIMID!!! gosh!!! the contrast sheesh.. well anyways i write to tell of a story inspired by a conversation i had with a friend

i looked out of the barred window and saw the assembly of the grass..
today is a big day for the dandelion and the morning glory for they joust for the love of the lily..
and there will be great cheering from the wild bumble bees.
whilst the great oak looks down from a distance gently giggling at the theatrics of the flowers.
the lily shies away timidly back into the hollow of the great oak for she never took pleasure in witnessing the clash of masculine ego.
her heart belonged to the humming bird
yet the humming bird was busy flirting with all the other flowers to actually notice the lily's feelings
but the humming birds was halted by the sunflower for the joust between the dandelion and the morning glory was to start soon
the dandelion mounted on his brilliant white lab rat and the morning glory on a brilliant butterfly.
this was a fight to the death.
all the flowers in the valley took their places around the arena and the bumble bees swarmed in over the arena and filled it with shadows.
not letting a glimpse of light through.
the stage is set
the morning glory held a pike from the rose.. it gave an aura of agony coated with the pain of all the morning glory's former foes
the dandelion unsheathed a divine sword that came from above.
the sword glimmered in the darkened arena. it didn't come with a handle but a oval opening made at the end. it was beautiful.

Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John Lennon

2007-12-14T15:15:00.001-08:00

we got it lucky

2007-11-13T05:31:00.000-08:00

cheap trick with weird commentary by me!

i sound like mr. bean

2007-11-10T22:48:00.000-08:00

death note inspired

[ Audition ] Pop Pin Dancer

2007-11-07T04:55:00.001-08:00

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-07T03:51:00.000-08:00

that's my fren caleb which i met for breakfast. heard a rumour bout this so we went and try it out... and we got free mini slurpees!!!! a bit shy at first but after the third one who cares!!! (yes we got a lil carried away)

happy 7 eleven day all!!! free slurpee

Funny Dog that sneezes when told to

2007-11-05T06:24:00.001-08:00

i miss doggies........... btw the time of season has started for me... exam season!!!!

2007-10-25T21:29:00.000-07:00

QUERY

hey you guys bak in malaysia do u have this?

Malaysia vs Russia [Grand Final in Seattle WCG 2007]

2007-10-22T03:27:00.001-07:00

ming keet in action

How to dance at a rave

2007-10-17T04:35:00.001-07:00

2007-10-14T00:55:00.000-07:00

WHAT I WATCH ON YOUTUBE EDITION

as you saw in previous posts i do watch a lot of youtube

great waste of time.

but this are the users that i subscribe to and watch a lot

nombor satu!

WHAT THE BUCK!!!!

he's so hilarious.... and he updates very often...

oh and i subscribe to peron75 too.. it's kinda he's vlog...

he does like random stuff on his vlog like gameday and lot's of celeb comments...

yea he does talk bout britney (she grosses me man)

and a lot of america next top model

and so you think you can dance

and bout the view (not too much thank goodness)

so forth so forth

Nombor Dua

WILLIAM SLEDD!!!
Hey Bitches!!!!
and i just kinda copied his hair style
:p
check him out
it's all bout fashion and how he hates people with no sense of fashion... sheesh
he's againts
overalls-crocs-carpenter jeans-baggy jeans- toe rings-anklets (i don think anklets are that bad)- sweat pants- and any clothing from supermarkets.....
but he complains way too much
updates not too often (like me)
and repeats himself quite a lot
but he's still entertainin too watch

nombor 3

tales of mere existence
as seen below
he's good
GOOD
i'm guessin he's drawin at the flip side of the paper backward
so it's like writing backwards and all that
dude
and story is really cool
COOL
heheh
he do not update very much
that's sad though

well there are other youtube stars that i wtch pretty often

geriatic1927 (old widower vlogging)

smosh (youtube no.1 most subscribed)

happyslip (bit weird but i do sometimes watch it)

if you're gonna ask bout the musicians... too many good ones out there

and i randomly see wan

so can't comment

aiks

2007-10-14T00:48:00.000-07:00

I'M SO VAIN EDITION
i can't help it

it's flared~~~~ this is in just for fun

Tales Of Mere Existence

2007-10-06T07:42:00.001-07:00

i don't eat fish

2007-10-05T07:02:00.000-07:00

well i just been to 'just jeans' and i was super excited when i pulled out the size 34 jeans... FYI i was a 35 and since i kinda guessed that i lost some weight so i pulled out the 34... to my surprise it was LOOSE.. no kiddin!!!!! pics comin soon
i was like WHAT!!! so i pulled it all together and took the 33........ it fit perfectly!!!!!

wow!!!

haha

(after assignment ranting)

got 3 assignment due nex week

haih

:'(

2007-09-13T06:42:00.000-07:00

spring greetings

sorry bout the bombardment of videos.. got stuff on and it's an easy way to fill space in the blog w/o dooin any work.. and have a good time findin it too...

and yea i've been watchin a lot of youtube over here.. ain't my fault i got no astro...

anywez it's really beautiful out here... lot's of blooming flowers and even some plants that look like sakura tree bloomin... kawaiii..

took some pics and one special pic from THE LIBRARY here... melbourne uni rox... hahahahahaha... did you guys like the sneezing panda? ooo i loved it... gosh... mama panda reaction is priceless..

Sneezing Panda

2007-09-07T00:42:00.001-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH *chuckle chuckle

The Muppet Show - Mahna Mahna

2007-09-06T17:38:00.001-07:00

i'm gettin crazy... I ACTUALLY FOUND THIS UBER FUNNY

Sesame Street 35th Anniversary Ending

2007-09-05T03:49:00.001-07:00

BOMBARD!!!! This is a better one though

Sesame Street- Old MacDonald Had a Spaceship

2007-09-05T03:41:00.001-07:00

bombarding u guys with sesame street... irish old mcdonald

Sesame Street - Put Down the Duckie

2007-09-05T00:32:00.001-07:00

classic sesame street :P

2007-08-26T06:20:00.000-07:00

108% GeekMingle²

I Scored a 100%!

Mingle²

2007-08-26T05:28:00.000-07:00

SAVIOUR KING

And now the weak say I have strength
By the spirit of power that raised Christ from the dead
And now the poor stand and confess
That my portion is ? and I'm more blessed
.
Let now our hearts burn with a flame
A fire consuming all for your Son's holy name
And with the heavens we declare
You are our king
.

We love you Lord, we worship you

You are our God, You alone are good

You asked your Son to carry this

The heavy cross our weight of sin

I love you Lord, I worship you

Hope which was lost, now stands renewed

I give my life to honor this

The love of Christ, the Saviour King

Let now your church shine as the bride

That you soar in your heart as you offered up your life

Let now the lost be welcomed home

By the saved and redeemed those adopted as your own

2007-08-24T16:33:00.000-07:00

it's spring! yea and i live ova here at berkeley
people cycle quite a lot.. problem is need to wear helmet wan.. funny la

ya and this is what i see everyday at the entrance
IT'S SPRING
IT'S STILL COLD!!!
me in lecture theatre tryin to stay awake

2007-08-12T08:22:00.000-07:00

melboune has been infected by the flu bug!!!

AND I CAUGHT IT........

AND I HAVE 3 ASSIGNMENT KNOCKING AT MY DOOR

ARGH!

yea everyone here is either coughing weezing or jus plain complanin
i got it at nite while i was sleepin
yesterday i'm fine, today i'm freakin
caught it from a fren named lin bin
tryin to rhyme anymore ain't got no meanin
jus tryin to get y'all to start singin
singin till u feel like eatin
bak kut teh....

anywez

been eatin lot's of vitamin c
like the chewy tangy taste
but don worry bout me
it'll just come out as waste

least i have tomorrow free
but now i have a headache
i pray that the assignments let me be
so i can get time to err
bake!

do forgive me for this incompetent post

best of carl and ray

2007-08-07T15:37:00.001-07:00

LOL

2007-08-07T05:16:00.000-07:00

why π isn't 22/7 (it's almost there)

it's a sad misconception by many (especially malaysian) students that they think π is EXACTLY 22/7. where as the truth is it's off by a stunning 0.001264489. And no that's not very small that's it's insignificant..

basically we all know that π is 3.142

let's just leave it that way a while and check out what 22/7 becomes

3.1428

which of course means when rounded to the nearest 3 decimal figure is 3.143 (try it out!)

so now what on earth is π exactly.....

well in mathematics it's called a missing number... it doesn't really exist exactly in any form....

it's kinda like e or other constants..

well than why do the stupid edu board teach us π * 7= 22

well it's jus to confuse u soon to be engineers guys and a few gals i guess... darn the sadistic government.. oh or according to my high school math teacher jus too make stuff simple.. (fyi she was surprised too so don't worry)

do u all actually know this???

2007-08-06T05:27:00.001-07:00

a dead blog has many purposes

and most of them

involves secrets

SECRETS!!!

EXHIBIT a:

fluffy slippers

exhibit b: i'm turnin charismatic bag

exhibit c: really messy room wif heater

exhibit d: really gay lookin beatles poster

(it's actually a photomosaic)

exhibit D: weird guy takin picture of himself while indicating a two

do u see the sea otters?

2007-05-06T23:13:00.000-07:00

5th week

This is the first time in my entire life that I,

John Lee

have played the piano for a congregation (trumpets roar)

and I have to put my hat down to you Crissy and other pianist

who done it over and over again

playin drums is comparitively simple

guitar is fairly more difficult

but piano is nerve wrecking

i never shivered so much before worship started

but thank God for those brawlers who made my piano sink in the wave of sound and dissapear all together

but it was my duty to start the ball rolling

there was 3 problems

1st: i couldn't read Khmer so the scribbles on the paper didn't really help me much in finding which part of the song they're singgin

2nd: i've not heard too many khmer songs.. sooo they're all new songs.. but good thing they're all fairly simple

3rd: my piano is only up till a grade 2 level

what on earth am i doing there......

well i've been practicin my skills of playin by ear and a bit by chords on the piano so i can do la

well i guess what lifted me through that time was a little prayer i did b4 the worship..

and the faith of a mustard seed

being in tune with God brings faith for His words bring hope

I of course didn't play very magically after that but i guess i did lead the worship properly

i do not want to boast in my achievement for this is 100% God's work with a lil practice during the week on my side

oh thank you all who have been praying for me...

lately i've been thinkin of the prospect of being a missionary

why?

well why not?

this mission trip has done a heck of a lot in me

I really haven't got any calling more prominent than this one to be a missionary

as Jim Elliot said

all we really need is a kick in the errr behind

well we'll see next time

but whatever is ahead of me

i am certainly not afraid

2007-04-29T19:08:00.000-07:00

I AM 100% SPIDEY
WAKAKAKA that's way cool
spidey rawks! LOL

anyways... 4 weeks i've been here and thinking about stuff is inevitable
these are the times when you see your life the right way up
my conclusion is everyone has to have something to look forward to
if one looks forward to something bad
whatever in between is dead
look forward to something good
something really really good
it may be a birthday or something
over here life moves at an extraordinarily slow pace..
people just have a lot of free time
so each day i'll look forward to tomorrow
and what surprises are installed for me
not looking back at what i could have done
what could have been
what should have been
what i ought to have said
and realising that tomorrow will be a new day
plan today to spend tomorrow for His best interest
i'm looking forward this time
i know i will be let down somehow
but for the sake of today i'm looking forward
no more pains of yesterday
no more scars of yesteryears
by His woulnds we are healed

swing low sweet chariot

coming forth to carry me home

swing low sweet chariot

coming forth to carry me home

2007-04-22T21:37:00.000-07:00

I shall start my post with this!

hahahahah!!! cute horr..still no name yet.. she's still a puppy.. i call her sexy dog LOL..

yea there's a cute side to suong too.. there are lil chicks and pigletts... wanted to get those photos unfortunately no battery liao in camera so u all have to do with this.. I'm sorry to say i have no pictures of the water war... was to scared to take out the camera.. the kids are really crazy.. they throw the pails of water with a unique style so that the outcoming water will be splashed at a very high velocity inflicting high amount of pain that will make a person like me or someone with as good a threshold of pain to go ARGH!.. well i am proud to have mastered the art of throwing water from a pail.. my cambodian sifu told me that it involves the usage of most of your muscles in your body.. and to inflict the most pain one must be in a certain distance from the victim..

LOL

well the khmer holidays are over and it's back to work... teaching and all that... oh and i have become somewhat a bookworm.. i am totally engrossed with books now.. since sok lan came on thursday and passed me 6 books.. i am sad to say that i have finished 4 of it.. they're all very very good books.. they're all fairly thick books but the most funny thing is that all of them has something to do with England.. every one of the books i read here.. It's very odd to be transported to England and back to Cambodia so often that sometimes while finishing a long period of reading i will be very very confused where i am for just a split second of course.. I spent so much time reading that the people here actually thought it really was my very natural hobby.. so in a very odd way my visit here actually improved my english (to a certain level of course as you can see my many grammatical errors and wrong usage of vocabulary in this post) and i dare say my England is quite powderfull edi... HAHAHAHA! i shall not bore you with books i read but tears did fall in some instance of reading a James Herriot and i did get a bit spooked while reading an Agatha Christie and i did shout at Mr. Stevens calling him " Ýou idiot!"

in the novel 'what remains of the day'. (i picture what i read very well heheh) well a good book does beat tv by a mile... but really bad ones doesnt come close to the wonders of tv.. oh and bout the chocolate fondue.. i'm not jealous at all.. if i close my eyes and tap my heels very hard i can almost see my ABC soup transform into a choc fondue! i am fairly content here.. Anyways

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE

2007-04-18T23:12:00.000-07:00

THE PAIN

i woke up yesterday with a big urge to go to the toilet... found out that i had indigestion... must be something i ate.. well i made many many trips to the toilet with great pain... I could feel the bad food fermenting in my tummy... ack...... didn't eat the whole day and fell down on the bed with a horrendous fever... slept through most of the day... Thank God for panadol... still a bit sick today.. no appetite for anything (which i think is good for i am a fatty) and a slight fever.. oh bout the water war... it's already started.. it's a wet all innocent bystanders rule.. had fun in the evening standing by the road and throwing water at people in motorbikes... would be fun to have it in malaysia too... could propose this to badawi?

I do have something to rejoice about... some malakar seems to be out of style already

2007-04-15T23:27:00.000-07:00

ALAS! my book has finished.. now what do i do....
I have spent my free time over here reading that book now i really have nothing to fill my free time with.. ah the boredom the boredom...
I actually wanted to add more pics but the computer overr here didn't quite allow me.. Khmer New year just passed.. nothing significanty happened except the throwing of powder on people's faces.. that's bout it.. I hear of a nation wide water war comin soon LOL... donno how true it is.. Well that would be cool...

on my hard labour.. lately there was a lot off carrying stuff around (70kg poles) and my back is really hurting.. it's the holidys now so nothin much is goin on.. not even teaching haih.. I'm seriously bored here fellas.. haih... btw how was your youth sunday?

2007-04-10T21:21:00.000-07:00

Let's not talk bout cambodia for a while

Past few days i've been reading a throughly wonderful book.

James Herriot's All Cretures Great and Small--------------------->

It's a thoroughly wonderful book and mind you it's 600 pages thick and the

words are really tiny....

Oh it's so lovely how he pictured his life in yorkshire

FYI James Herriot is a country vet and this is a lil part of his life..

It's a very good mix of comedy to frustration to down right gross pictures

he paints with his words.. Oh and not forgetting a pinch of plain old romance..

I'm so proud of myself for bringing a really good book over here coz there's a lot of free time

and there ain't no tv.. The sad part is i'm almost done with it.. ARGH!!!! I really recommend everyone to read it.. I have a confession.. I'm really really love Love stories.. not too much but just enough.. So when it came to the chapters of James meeting his future wife i was really readding closely (and NO i don't believe i'm sissified becoz of this!) It's so heartwarming... Honestly I've become particularly lonely here.. It's not very fun to have no one of the same age group as me who i cn converse with (it's always a struggle to converse with the khmer people)

Haih.. so this book took a lil of the loneliness away and transported me to this lil town of Yorkshire. which i am very certain i am going in the future... I wouldnt want to spoil anything for you all.. I'll borrow it to whoever wants it when i come bak

till next time

2007-04-08T23:35:00.000-07:00

<------------Shalom Life Careserve Centre

a game they play o khmer new year
where they hit the knee with two seeds
(ouch)

this is daniel (dr. chua's son)------------>

<---- roads in soung are like this all dirt so it's very dusty when lorry pass by

my toilet----------------->

(need to use pump to get the water from well)

these are a few of the pics.. And i'm doing fine if anyone asks.. would love to find out how u guys are doing

2007-04-05T23:01:00.000-07:00

heya!

I did the biggest no-no in the missionary book of no-no's.... I spilled the sugar!!!! ACK i took 2 hours jus to clean the kitchen to the veri best i can.. well now in soung i have a kind of time table which involve hard labour in the morning guitar lesson in the afternoon and tuition in the evening.. so it's tiring stuff i assure you.. It's still hot and dusty over here but i'm used to it already.. And sorry for whoever expected letters from me over here... no pos box la.. goin to Levia soon... It's a town near soung which is near to the muslim village.. May do some magic tricks and all that..
ok la got nothin left to type.. till nex time

2007-04-03T19:07:00.000-07:00

heya i've arrived in soung after a 6 hour bus ride... it's not so modern as phnom penh but ok la.. it's really really dusty and my nose is getting an allergic thingie where i really sneeze a lot. do u know wat i miss... i misssssss FLUSHES! i don care bout the air con or tv or whatever but flushes would make my life sooooo much more convinient... it's hard to bring down a big one by menyimbah air if u know wat i mean... i end up spending a lot more time in the toilet than necessary.. And hey you Wongies u would be excellent missionaries... I'm havbing a hard time trying to wash my jeans and all that... hahaha... need to do own cooking.. çooking is not the hard part, buyin the stuff is... there is no fridge so need super calculations to know what to buy... err does anyone know how long carrots can last without a fridge

ciao

2007-04-02T03:05:00.000-07:00

wassup yáll.... or the very few who are or is checkin out me blog... i'm doin fine ova here.. the food is clean, there are no dung yet to be seen on the road side, people don't throw stones at me (but there is the incident of a water bottle) and the peeps i am wif are real nice... ok now to the down side.... it's realllllyyyy HOT! and at the same time it's dusty too... non-stop coughing... with a hint of dehydration.. do i have to state there is no air-con.. i'm sure u all know that.. FYI i'm still in phnom penh goin to suóng on tuesday.. cough cough... can't really update pics yet so be patient.. try to get it up soon... well thanks for visiting me blog.. God bless

2007-03-21T23:22:00.000-07:00

THE 1323 (continuation of the continuation) u bored yet?

sooo... now Mr. Annou sent it off to be photostated by some photostating company thing... photo copy 6 copies each... The nex day it comes bak... And guess wat... i had to check every copies!

the number of pages i needed to check (takes out calculator)

hmmm 1323 *6 is= 7936
and i had to double check 7936*2= 15876
there was some corrections sooooo i had to check the new copies 15876 +25= 15901

WOOHOO

errr the end... :P

2007-03-20T20:38:00.000-07:00

THE 1323

continued

zing-zing-zing a green line of light moved left and right almost hypnotising.... At page number 7 hundred something i really felt like puking.. only problem was i didn't have breakfast so nothing was in my tummy.. I ended up puking gastric juice and stomach acid in the toilet of course which stung my throat.. after a while of green light torture i have finished...

But it was not over...... jeng jeng jeng

Mr. Annou compiled the copies and brought it to me.. Hey john! now ah u see the pages ah.. can u number them 1 by 1 at the top right corner.. Can ah... good good!

Sob.........

So there i go... 1 by 1 numbering the thick pile of paper... do u know... that numbering pages is like counting sheep... 1, 2, 3, 4 zzzzzzz.... paper is white, like sheep... it's errr as harmful as a sheep.. and err... dono.... But by the 500 somethin page i went to the toilet and took a nap... (in LSS&co got CCTV wan so not good to let boss see u sleeping)

I numbered and numbered and numbered.... 673 pages... Ah yes finish edi.. so i brought the stack of papers to Mr. annou's cubicle... So proud of myself for the achievement.. Good good... he said Here's the other pile...

ARGH

I took the other pile of paper... put it on my table and.... used it as my pillow.... Lol... well i had to finish it so off i go.... number number number... du du du du... and in the end the last number was...........

1323

to be continued

really

u bored yet?

2007-03-20T08:34:00.000-07:00

The 1323

this is Lee Swee Seng & Co!!!! ARGH!!!!!

Mr. Annou calls me first thing in the morning....

Hey John! You can photostat ah?

With my instant response I said YEA..... Who would know that this would change my next 3 days at LEE SWEE SENG & CO!

Good he replied while passing me a thick bulk of papers.. Written on it was the instruction to photocopy pgs adding up to a big number that i myself was toooo disturbed to count... i grunted disgruntledly... I'm sure you can do it.. all it akes is a lil patience and a chair by the photostating machine.....

That wasn't the most encouraging words sum1 has said to me but he tried... So off i went... FYI in lee swee seng & co there are 2 photocopying machines... one is a fax cum fotocopy machine, the other is in the filing room.... small portions of photocopy stuff are done in the fax + photocopy machine (near mr. kenny's room) while larger portions are done in the filing room.... sooooooo I had to do it in the filing room...DUH... lil did i know that.............

A ROLLEY CHAIR CAN'T FIT IN THE FILING ROOM!!!!!

GAH..... wat!?!?! this can't be going on! sooo for the next 3 hours i was bz photostatin the papers STANDING!!! we don need to talk bout the leg cramps later... Another thing... becoz it's already binded.... i can't use the photocopy slot... so 1 by 1 i put the page on the glass panel and looked at the caution stuck on it saying

CAUTION DO NOT STARE AT LIGHT!!!

erk........ -to be continued-

*u bored yet?

2007-03-11T04:10:00.000-07:00

stuff to bring to Cambodia..

1. toiletsie.... coz i can't squat

2. m4ggiemee! err for makan

3. Oreos! to make oreo cheesecake (i think i can churn sum cheese there)

4. Apples! to keep the doctor away

5. laptop (with working diablo2 *no thanks to kee ken*) for satisfying essential hacking slashing needs

6. WINTER!! for safety reasons... *he quite ganas u know

7. toilet paper.... i ain't gonna use leaves

8. bolster! for whacking people :P

2007-03-06T19:07:00.000-08:00

i bet no one is reading this anymore but i'm starting somethin new. From now on this blog will be dedicated to my lil Cambodian trip. to start off i jus received a list of what i am supposed to do there Ta Dah!---->

Preliminary 2 months program for John Lee:
1. supervise a group of new guitarists ( youths and some grade 6children). he can also teach percussion
2. teach someone keyboard ( we do not have a keyboard. AK may bring backone)
3. teach creative bible games for YF and Levia
4. create ball games ( most of the students play basketball ,volleyball,football and some will play ping pong)
5. help in the church /center maintenance
6. create speaking English opportunity with the students ( may not teachEnglish)
7. may teach the adult sunday school- topic will be given to him
8. speak in the YF
9. will go to Levia with NTCs
10. help to look after the center with kim srieng.
11. teach computer skill eg microsoft words, excell, power point, Adobephotoshop
12.will involve in home visit and home bible study
13.involve in children ss

what a nice number 13...
(13 reminds me of err Apollo 13, Friday the 13, and a bunch of other supersticious nonsense.)
will be loading pics once i go there.
keep in touch

2006-10-18T06:14:00.000-07:00

a non emo song on a blog
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine,
yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine,
yellow submarine
And our friends are all on board
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine,
yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine,
yellow submarine
[Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker,
full speed ahead!Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Heaven! Heaven!]
As we live a life of ease (A life of ease)
Everyone of us (Everyone of us)
has all we need (Has all we need)
Sky of blue (Sky of blue)
and sea of green (Sea of green)
In our yellow (In our yellow) submarine
(Submarine, ha, ha)
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

2006-10-03T06:54:00.000-07:00

check out the adventure of winter melon below coz i can't move it up

2006-09-22T09:15:00.000-07:00

why do people love habbits
1. they rhyme with hobbit
2. it involves veri little of the brain (something like slapstick comedy)
3. it's comfortable

well for the past three months everything was comfortable... habbits grew and pretty much every weekday i would hang out in lt2 waiting for people to come to practice...
several things i've learnt:

a) loneliness suck
b) people alwez come late
c) if u wanna be punctual bring a friend

and thank God i had that friend!

1 is lonely
2 is company
3 and above is practice!

the simple rules of human psychology and understanding of the term loneliness
according to John lee

when u feel unwelcomed even though theres no one
when u feel welcomed in a group of strangers
when u feel a different emotion from the flow of emotions
when u feel fragile and not willing to go close to people
when u feel like the cat beside u is laughing at u and calling u and idiot (you chase the cat of course) all to no avail
when u think that no one cares out you but u very well know they do

loneliness suck
let's all be friends

hello stranger i'm john

2006-08-19T02:36:00.000-07:00

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

2006-08-13T01:11:00.000-07:00

the adventure of special agent wintermelon *woof*

sunday 7.30 a.m

the Lee's have just awaken. i shut off the paw-top and hid it under the stereo set. i than sat by the stair waiting. the boy strided down the stairs hastily. he heads for the kitchen. i followed him as he turned the knob on the oven in a numeral lock sort of manner. he opened the oven and there was a stairs. i followed him down and down and down. took pictures of the underground area. it was huge. filled with blinking tingamajiggies and rotating leverathingies. how could all of this fit in this house. the stairs creaked and the boy looked around suspiciously. i turned on my camouflage. attaching a stick on my head and acting like a mop. well he didn't suspect anything. i sneaked back up and it's off to my daily routine of sleeping and eating and the occasional belly rubs.

monday 5.00 a.m.

I was awaken by the thumping of footsteps as the boy jumped down in one giant leap. i followed him to the kitchen and down the oven.. wonder how it works as both a oven and an entrance of a secret underground laboratory for world domination. hmmmm i wonder....... nvm... i went down and i went on tip toes so that he can't hear me. and i saw a big iron door with the sign saying air missiles on it... i must blow it up... and urgently...... URGENTLY........ i hurried up and prepared the C4 to be used to blow it up.....

wednesday 2.00 a.m.
i openned the secret hatch in the oven and went down.... slowly.... silently...... stealth of the wolf.... package of C4 tied securely on my back i tip-toed on all my four legs... avoiding cameras... jumping over laser beams.... and there!!!! the door...... AIR MISSILE...... MAY CAUSE MASS DESTRUCTION, MESS DESTRUCTION, MISS DESTRUCTION, MOSS DESTRUCTION AND MUSS DESTRUCTION. I opened up the door and...................... the alarm went off!!!!!! the boy teleported straight next to me...... darn.......... "what do you think you're doing" he laughed!!!

3.00 a.m.
err jus looking around said I.... "well so have you found what you were looking for?" said the oy... I nodded an signalled to the door...
" oh that, well i'm sure u want to know what's in it....."
he oppened the door with a silent swish
and..........................
there was nothing........................
"what do u expect it to be?"said the boy....
"it's missiles made of air..... air missiles....."said the boy
sigh............................ i untied myself and went to my favourite spot at the bottom of the table

2006-08-12T07:28:00.000-07:00

C: wheres that darned mouse
M: hello there
C: gosh where have you been
M: oh were you waiting for me. thought you had to chase a ball of thread.
C: oh that. it bites.
M: so you don't think i bite?
C: depends on who bites who first (smile)
M: fine just give 5 secs.
C:*sigh* 1 2 3 4 5 . ready or not here i come.
*sprutter sprutter*
C: hey that's not fair!
*mouse zooms of on his motorbike*
C: *sweat* well i guess i better start chasing him
M: *sticks out tongue and zooms away*
C: hmm think cat think! i'm sure i can outsmart an undersized marsupial i just need to think of a plan.........
*while in the kitchen closet*
M: *munch munch* that cat's never gonna find me here. oooo marmalade. i love marmalade. goes really well with digestives... just wish there was a bit of butter
C: oh it's at the top corner
M : cool thanks. hey u want some
C: nah. carnivore
M: oh sorry forgot
C: can i catch you now
M wait till i finish my cookie
C: *sweat*
M: ok
C: ok don't move. gotcha. *sinister laugh*
M: how did you find me anyway
C: oh you left the bike outside
M: i see
C: so now what......
M: err how bout gobbling me up and sptting the bones
C: oh gosh that's gross
M: rite. trying deepfrying
C: to fatty
M: steaming? baking?
C: oh i'm not trying that again
M: oh you did that before.. how did they taste
C: salty..
M: i see
C: haih... decisions.... i'll just let you be
M: err ok that's new
C: so err see'ya around
M: yes err c'ya...............

next day

C: hey mouse wanna get chased again?
M: nah
C: why? you looked depressed?
M don't have no purpose in life anymore.
*cat swallows mouse*

fin

2006-08-12T00:18:00.000-07:00

A father with great ambition for his son steps up to him sternly.

DAD: "I know this is just kindergarten BUT you have to get it together young. Here I'll make you a deal. If you come out first in your entire kindergarten I'll give you anything you want"

well the son was dumbfounded with the deal and studied as hard as his little head could and confident showed his dad the certificate customly made by his teacher acknowledging that he was first in the entire kindergarten and mind you it was a big one.

DAD: absolutely wonderful. So what will it be. A whole set of action figures, a custom made game console. oh whatever just name it!
SON: two pingpong balls dad. Just two will do.
DAD: errrrr are you quite sure. Well ok if that's what u really want.

the boy smiled and snatched the two pingpong balls from his fathers hand just after he bought it and ran up to his room.

DAD: what an odd boy.....

~several years pass by~

DAD: it's the UPSR and i want you to be the number one in the entire nation! If you do that I'll give you anything you want!

the boy now 10 (because he skipped a few years due to his excellent result) smiled agreeingly. He sat by the study table all day studying and wat do you know he was first in the nation.

DAD: Wonderful! So what will it be! A go-cart, how bout a race car. I'm sure you'll love that! so tell me what is it you want?
SON: two pingpong balls will do.
DAD. errr alright than two ping pong balls it is. what an odd little boy......

the boy smiled and now thanked him and snatched the pingpong balls from his hand and ran into his room.

~several years later~

DAD: I want you to have the most A's in the PMR in the whole nation for you. and hears the usual deal. do it and you'll get whatever you want.

the son smiled acknowledgingly. for the next 3 months he almost lived in the library. stuffing up facts and more facts into his head. and what do you know he got 15 A's for PMR.

DAD: so what is it you want. A mercedes? A helicopter? oh not another blasted pingpong ball.
SON: not a pingpong ball dad. two pingpong balls please.

his dad silenced himself. and went off to get the 2 pingpong balls. the boy was awfully delighted and pranced into his room with it.

~several years more~

DAD: i want you to be accepted into oxford with your SPM marks.
SON: what? Are you sure?
DAD: why of course? for that I'll give you anything you want.

his son grinned knowingly. he studied. And boy did he study! He got a brilliant idea of making it a topic of discussion in malaysia his persistent study. newspaper reporters flocked to the park where he sat in a gazebo studying day and night. they took pictures. they graphed progress. Well when it was results time as you know it he scored a bamboozzling 34 A's. with his result was a letter from 56 different universities all over the world offering degrees. of course this included oxford.

DAD: now tell me what you want anything at all.... the world perhaps?
SON: 2 pingpong balls will do....
DAD: don't be absurd.... are you sure. well at least let me use a helicopter to bring you to the shop to buy it...

his son smiled agreeingly.

the chopper took off. and a sudden crack!!!!! MAYDAY! it's crashing!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOM! the father and the son was propelled through great distances and pummeled into a bush. The son was dying and the father was paralyzed.

DAD: before you die tell me what is all thos ping pong balls for!!!!!
SON: Dad. i wanted the pingpong balls because becauuuuuuseeeeeeeeee ACK! (he died)

FIN