C: wheres that darned mouse
M: hello there
C: gosh where have you been
M: oh were you waiting for me. thought you had to chase a ball of thread.
C: oh that. it bites.
M: so you don't think i bite?
C: depends on who bites who first (smile)
M: fine just give 5 secs.
C:*sigh* 1 2 3 4 5 . ready or not here i come.
*sprutter sprutter*
C: hey that's not fair!
*mouse zooms of on his motorbike*
C: *sweat* well i guess i better start chasing him
M: *sticks out tongue and zooms away*
C: hmm think cat think! i'm sure i can outsmart an undersized marsupial i just need to think of a plan.........
*while in the kitchen closet*
M: *munch munch* that cat's never gonna find me here. oooo marmalade. i love marmalade. goes really well with digestives... just wish there was a bit of butter
C: oh it's at the top corner
M : cool thanks. hey u want some
C: nah. carnivore
M: oh sorry forgot
C: can i catch you now
M wait till i finish my cookie
C: *sweat*
M: ok
C: ok don't move. gotcha. *sinister laugh*
M: how did you find me anyway
C: oh you left the bike outside
M: i see
C: so now what......
M: err how bout gobbling me up and sptting the bones
C: oh gosh that's gross
M: rite. trying deepfrying
C: to fatty
M: steaming? baking?
C: oh i'm not trying that again
M: oh you did that before.. how did they taste
C: salty..
M: i see
C: haih... decisions.... i'll just let you be
M: err ok that's new
C: so err see'ya around
M: yes err c'ya...............

next day

C: hey mouse wanna get chased again?
M: nah
C: why? you looked depressed?
M don't have no purpose in life anymore.
*cat swallows mouse*



fin